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White House Hash House Harriers

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Drinking Club with a Running Problem Est. June 1987

Drinking Club with a Running Problem Est. June 1987Drinking Club with a Running Problem Est. June 1987Drinking Club with a Running Problem Est. June 1987

2023 MisManagement

Your favorite volunteers who keep the kennel going!

Grand Master/Grand Mistress

I, the Grand Master/Grand Mistress am the head (who said head?) of the kennel. I am responsible for (or attempt to be) keeping the kennel going, opening circle, and the point of contact for questions, issues, and general bitching. At White House, there will always be a sober GM in case the po-po, muggles, or other issues arise during trail.


Sir Lancelittle (GM4Life)

Ginja Ninja

gm.whitehousehash@gmail.com

Brewmeister

Look, there's me and Ray. Between the two of us, we bring you beer. In the instance no one steps up to brew crew, I make sure your thirst gets quenched.


Seabear Slayer

United States Possum Service

brewmeister.whitehousehash@gmail.com 

Harerazor

I seek out hares by any means necessary. I educate, help, and ensure logistics run smoothly. If that all fails, I hare the trail myself. 


VACANT - NEED VOLUNTEER(s)!!!!

harerazor.whitehousehash@gmail.com

Tally-Ho

I actually know where the money is buried, and I make sure we can afford the good, the bad, and the hashy.
 

Lorena Hobbit 

tallyho@whitehousehash.com

Hash Cash

I show up, take your money at trail, and pretend I know basic arithmetic. Oh, and I update those sweet, sweet run numbers on our website.


Belize It or Not 🎶

Dingle All The Way

Turkey Twat

Uno, Dos, Tres... LIFTOFF!

hashcash.whitehousehash@gmail.com

Religious Advisors

I serve as a kind of MC/stage manager to ensure the most funny and entertaining experience possible for the pack. I also see that you are duly punished for the dumb shit you did on trail in the form of a down-down. 


Seriously 5-10 

Daddy's Dick

Deepthroat Corndog

Scribes

I'm responsible for recording all the debauchery that occurs at the hash for posterity. I collect and dole out violations during end circle, using a particular set of skills to make your jokes funny.


Turkey Twat

Deepthroat Corndog

Seriously 5-10

Haberdasher

I'm responsible for all wears and trinkets sold by the hash.  I work with mismanagement to envision, design, procure, and sell merchandise to the pack and make you look fabulous! 


Mt. Coochie

hab.whitehousehash@gmail.com

Jubliee

 I'm here to spread joy by giving you presents.  Once you complete 25, 69, 100, 200, 300, 400, 500 trails you will receive something special from MM. 


SeaBear Slayer

jubilee.whitehousehash@gmail.com

Porn Guru

I'm responsible for website maintenance and picking only the best pictures to showcase your stunning faces.


7 Shooters Up the Ass

wh4.webmaster@gmail.com

Ambadassador

I liaise with the Full Moon crew for monthly full moon trails and Tour Duh Hash!



Campmiesters

We lead the Campout Committee in the planning and execution of campout. We work with the GMs and Tally-Ho to ensure campout is on budget, safe, and super fun for all!


VACANT - NEED VOLUNTEER(s)!!!!


wh4campout@gmail.com

Past MisManagement

Grand Masters/ Grand Mistresses

Jeremiah Was a Cumfrog (2023)

Red Roper (2022)

Ginger Snatch & Atari 6900 (2021)

Sir Lancelittle (2019-2020)

Seven Queer Stitch (2019)

Muff'n Man (2019-2020)

Have You Blown My Stapler? (2018)

Seven Queer Stitch (2018)

AC/DP (2017)

Penis Fly Trap (2017)

Slimey Limey (2016)

Close Your Eyes (2016)

Monorailed (2015)

Daddy's Dick (2015)

Tomb Raper (2014)

Read Between the Slime (2014)

Dungeons & Drag Queens (2013)

Mursey Fuck (2013)

Pulp Fiction (2013)

Louisville Sucker (2012)

Red White & Blow Me (2012)

One Tit Only (2011)

Put It Out (2011)

Backsnatch (2010)

Slurpee (2010)


Brewmeisters

Testies Testies 1,2,3

Ginger Snatch (2021)

Atari 6900 (2021)

Nasty Whiskey Stick

Can't Find Pussy in a Haystack


Hare Razor

Glue Factory Gum Job

Jeremiah Was a Cumfrog (2021-2022)

Read Between the Slime

Assfixiation (2019)

Close Your Eyes and Hope for the Breast (2018)

Have You Blown My Stapler?


Tally Ho

Knocked Up (2020-2022)

Vincent Van Gogh Fuck Myself


Hash Cashes

UrinAll the Right Places (2021)

Turkey Twat (2021)

Cock-A-Thong

Assfixiation

AC/DP (2017)

Small Craft Advisory


Religious Advisors

Red Roper (2021)

Seriously 5-10 (2021-2022)

Baa! Ram Him (2019)

One Hitter Quit Her

Atari 6900 (2019)


Scribes

BiPolar Bear (2023)

Daddy's Dick (2021)

Heaven's Gape (2021)


Haberdasher

7 Shooters up the Ass (2023)

Jeremiah Was a Cumfrog (2021)

Atari 6900 (2021)


Jubliee

Ginger Snatch (2021)

Atari 6900 (2021)


Hash Flash

Test Tube Baby (2019)


Porn Guru

UrinAll the Right Places (2022)

Ginger Snatch (2021)

Atari 6900 (2021)


Campmisstress:

Dingle All the Way (2023)

7 Shooters up the Ass (2023)

Muff'n Man

Shamrock Your Cock



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