Signed in as:
filler@godaddy.com
I, the Grand Master/Grand Mistress am the head (who said head?) of the kennel. I am responsible for (or attempt to be) keeping the kennel going, opening circle, and the point of contact for questions, issues, and general bitching. At White House, there will always be a sober GM in case the po-po, muggles, or other issues arise during trail.
Jeremiah Was A Cumfrog
Sir Lancelittle
Look, there's me and Ray. Between the two of us, we bring you beer. In the instance no one steps up to brew crew, I make sure your thirst gets quenched.
Testes, Testes, 1, 2, 3
Seabear Slayer
I seek out hares by any means necessary. I educate, help, and ensure logistics run smoothly. If that all fails, I hare the trail myself.
GlueFactory GumJob
I actually know where the money is buried, and I make sure we can afford the good, the bad, and the hashy.
Lorena Hobbit
I show up, take your money at trail, and pretend I know basic arithmetic. Oh, and I update those sweet, sweet run numbers on our website.
Belize It or Not 🎶
Dingle All The Way
Ginja Ninja
I serve as a kind of MC/stage manager to ensure the most funny and entertaining experience possible for the pack. I also see that you are duly punished for the dumb shit you did on trail in the form of a down-down.
Seriously 5-10
Daddy's Dick
I'm responsible for recording all the debauchery that occurs at the hash for posterity. I collect and dole out violations during end circle, using a particular set of skills to make your jokes funny.
Bi-Polar Bear
Turkey Twat
Deepthroat Corndog
I'm responsible for all wears and trinkets sold by the hash. I work with mismanagement to envision, design, procure, and sell merchandise to the pack and make you look fabulous!
7 Shooters Up the Ass
I'm here to spread joy by giving you presents. Once you complete 25, 69, 100, 200, 300, 400, 500 trails you will receive something special from MM.
SeaBear Slayer
I'm responsible for website maintenance and picking only the best pictures to showcase your stunning faces.
7 Shooters Up the Ass
I liaise with the Full Moon crew for monthly full moon trails and Tour Duh Hash!
Jeremiah Was a Cumfrog
We lead the Campout Committee in the planning and execution of campout. We work with the GMs and Tally-Ho to ensure campout is on budget, safe, and super fun for all!
7 Shooters Up the Ass
Dingle All the Way
Grand Masters/ Grand Mistresses
Red Roper (2022)
Ginger Snatch & Atari 6900 (2021)
Sir Lancelittle (2019-2020)
Seven Queer Stitch (2019)
Muff'n Man (2019-2020)
Have You Blown My Stapler? (2018)
Seven Queer Stitch (2018)
AC/DP (2017)
Penis Fly Trap (2017)
Slimey Limey (2016)
Close Your Eyes (2016)
Monorailed (2015)
Daddy's Dick (2015)
Tomb Raper (2014)
Read Between the Slime (2014)
Dungeons & Drag Queens (2013)
Mursey Fuck (2013)
Pulp Fiction (2013)
Louisville Sucker (2012)
Red White & Blow Me (2012)
One Tit Only (2011)
Put It Out (2011)
Backsnatch (2010)
Slurpee (2010)
Brewmeisters
Ginger Snatch (2021)
Atari 6900 (2021)
Nasty Whiskey Stick
Can't Find Pussy in a Haystack
Hare Razor
Jeremiah Was a Cumfrog (2021-2022)
Read Between the Slime
Assfixiation (2019)
Close Your Eyes and Hope for the Breast (2018)
Have You Blown My Stapler?
Tally Ho
Knocked Up (2020-2022)
Vincent Van Gogh Fuck Myself
Hash Cashes
UrinAll the Right Places (2021)
Turkey Twat (2021)
Cock-A-Thong
Assfixiation
AC/DP (2017)
Small Craft Advisory
Religious Advisors
Red Roper (2021)
Seriously 5-10 (2021-2022)
Baa! Ram Him (2019)
One Hitter Quit Her
Atari 6900 (2019)
Scribes
Daddy's Dick (2021)
Heaven's Gape (2021)
Haberdasher
Jeremiah Was a Cumfrog (2021)
Atari 6900 (2021)
Jubliee
Ginger Snatch (2021)
Atari 6900 (2021)
Hash Flash
Test Tube Baby (2019)
Porn Guru
UrinAll the Right Places (2022)
Ginger Snatch (2021)
Atari 6900 (2021)
Campmisstress:
Muff'n Man
Shamrock Your Rock
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